Sass: Um, yeah, a few things I can do without....

People who drive their cars to the very, very end of the damn merging lane just so they can get ahead, like, one car length. Does that not drive you nuts? And if you are one of these people, stop that shit! It's annoying and I can promise you that the time you save is only about 1/3 of a second. Worse than those drivers (whose licenses should be immediately revoked upon completion of sucking the merging lane completely dry) are those who will get out from their lane (perhaps behind you, three cars back--completely hypothetical) and use the merging lane as a way to get ahead...about four car lengths. Why? Why do this shit?!

I've been driving in the bay area far too long....I know.

Also, if you let your sunglases hang from your ears so that the lenses are under your chin and you do this for an extended period of time, why? It doesn't look cool. No one thinks, "Man, that guy/girl must be superfly, they use their sunglasses as a chin sling." No one thinks this. I promise. I wouldn't be against this shit if perhaps, it was done by loving, sweet individuals, but it seems that those who do this shit are generally asshats. It is like a key behavior of an asshat.

Lastly, those who don't realize that when they receive the, "Yeah, yeah, right, I see what you mean, okay, right, right," response to them when they are talking (profusely) that it is time to shut up. What the person really wants to say but can't, due to company or family hierarchy, is, "Shut the fuck up."

Okay...more cheerful post another day.