Sassy Mama: Absense makes the heart grow fonder--but I'll take quotes for a hundred in the mean time...
Or something like that. In which case, hubs needs to take a trip somewhere. OR, better yet I need to.
I'm sure I have blog-worthy things to blog about. For instance, a week or so ago we were all seated around the living room watching TV when I glanced at Astro Boy who was fiddling around with his nose. My mother-brain worked the equation at lightening speed...for those who are not in the know it goes like this: boy child fiddling with nose=boy child picking his nose=boy child eating byproduct of nose=mother going berserk, flailing about and screaming, "EWWWW!!! Stop that shit right this second!"
I did my equation as I said above, in lightening speed, and decided I simply did not have the energy to flail about and my mouth went into gear before my brain could form a simple sentence and this is what was yelled across my living room, "DON'T YOU DARE EAT YOUR NOSE!!!" Hmmmm....I distracted him alright, unfortunately it was with the hilarity of his nutso mother.
During the same night I heard the best quote ever in regards to how I feel about the male species. It was on Everwood and the older nurse/mom was drinking with Andy's best friend/neighbor and they were talking about how Andy kissed this woman and didn't take into regard the fact that she is in a happy relationship and wouldn't just drop it all because he finally decided to show her he loved her. The older nurse/mom says, "Men are weak. They're all weak. Except soldiers...they're sexy." Amen to that.
Another quote that had me in stitches (and this would be in regards to our past and present socio-economic status) was from Chris's Dad in Everybody Hates Chris. Chris's younger brother was failing math..or science...or something and they had Chris mentoring him, only to have the brother fail worse on the following test. The family is sitting at the table astonished that the boy is doing even worse and Chris's mom says that they are going to have to get him a tutor. Chris's dad says, "We can barely afford kids. We certainly can't afford stupid kids."
And on that note, I need to do some virtual job-hunting for the hubby because we all know that if it ain't connected to his computer game or a TV, it ain't getting done by him.
I'm sure I have blog-worthy things to blog about. For instance, a week or so ago we were all seated around the living room watching TV when I glanced at Astro Boy who was fiddling around with his nose. My mother-brain worked the equation at lightening speed...for those who are not in the know it goes like this: boy child fiddling with nose=boy child picking his nose=boy child eating byproduct of nose=mother going berserk, flailing about and screaming, "EWWWW!!! Stop that shit right this second!"
I did my equation as I said above, in lightening speed, and decided I simply did not have the energy to flail about and my mouth went into gear before my brain could form a simple sentence and this is what was yelled across my living room, "DON'T YOU DARE EAT YOUR NOSE!!!" Hmmmm....I distracted him alright, unfortunately it was with the hilarity of his nutso mother.
During the same night I heard the best quote ever in regards to how I feel about the male species. It was on Everwood and the older nurse/mom was drinking with Andy's best friend/neighbor and they were talking about how Andy kissed this woman and didn't take into regard the fact that she is in a happy relationship and wouldn't just drop it all because he finally decided to show her he loved her. The older nurse/mom says, "Men are weak. They're all weak. Except soldiers...they're sexy." Amen to that.
Another quote that had me in stitches (and this would be in regards to our past and present socio-economic status) was from Chris's Dad in Everybody Hates Chris. Chris's younger brother was failing math..or science...or something and they had Chris mentoring him, only to have the brother fail worse on the following test. The family is sitting at the table astonished that the boy is doing even worse and Chris's mom says that they are going to have to get him a tutor. Chris's dad says, "We can barely afford kids. We certainly can't afford stupid kids."
And on that note, I need to do some virtual job-hunting for the hubby because we all know that if it ain't connected to his computer game or a TV, it ain't getting done by him.
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