Writing: Haikus for Local Homesellers

Haiku #1
There it stands, your home
Bought for two hundred thousand
Sold for one million

Haiku #2
Quickly sell, fast cash
Gosh, you're so smart and clever
But screwed your neighbor

Haiku #3
Blue collar, too bad
White collar, fast cash for you
Blue collar, pay rent

No hostility here.... :o/