Reading: Book Frenzy

Another day of reading frenzy. I stop for little breaks to tend to the children when they make it absolutely necessary for me to avert my eyes from the page. I have entirely too many books to read. The book I just finished was awesome! It is 100 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed and was on my "Books To Check Out" list for quite some time.

I usually look for it when I go on book outings with my parents, fellow bookworms and lovers of the written and bound word. Being that it was always listed in Psychology/Self-Help/Recovery and yet was never present in that exact location left me confuzzled. My status quo is to start to look for it in erotica. HOWEVER, it never ceases to amaze me how my father would walk up, lost in his own book-drugged world and ask me the most asinine question. Once it was, "Where's your mother at?" Hello...do you not realize you've come up to your daughter while she is in the SEX section? And worse, have you realized and then not cared and still proceeded with your question?! The good news is he didn't notice, didn't care and really, he just couldn't find my mom who I had stationed in the children's book section with Pebbles and Ornery Tiger Cub so I didn't have to bring them to that section. See, I had started a theme there, "NO FAMILY MEMBERS NEED ACCOMPANY ME TO THE SEX SECTION." Pops didn't notice. I quickly showed him to my mother.

Last night he came up to me and said, "Hey, did you know that you can get an ISSN for your blog?" Huh? No, actually the only thing I've recently learned is that if I read this book I can learn how to drive my husband wild all night long (although that always sparks my mental debate: hot sex vs. sleep)...but gee, you're right ISSNs are so much more interesting. Ugh. It's probably better for him that he doesn't realize. Or...maybe, as I suspect, he just doesn't give a damn. Anyway, I got a blog computer lesson that was pretty interesting.